There’s a new hero in town.

And this one doesn’t wear his underpants on the outside!

Well, not often.

And when he does he swears blind he can’t remember how they got there.

Its Tom Tyme’s sixty-fifth birthday and after he has been down to the village

Post-office – while its still there – to collect his pension he’s going to become a

Time Traveller.

But he doesn’t know that yet.

No sirree!

So don’t tell him.

It’s going to be the biggest birthday surprise of his life!

Oh, and did I mention the mysterious cat, the portal-loo or Excalibur?

No?

Good, it’s a secret you see, wouldn’t want anyone knowing about that!